Lots of news: My girlfriend, Dark Phoenix...because, just as Tilda Swinton says, there are many realities...and this one is lucid

Hello, I am Mr. Sinister:

This is my Distant Girlfriend, who wants to announce herself, Dark Phoenix:

And this is my best friend, Legion...and his likely friend, I don't know, we don't talk about such things, though we know that some visitors from DC are helping us fight Cerebral, who is creating the storm on the South of The US.

The Four of us have inherited the "Xavier's Academy for the Gifted", because both Charles Xavier and Magneto have pasted on (Magneto's last words: Judea has exiled me".)

Cerebral lays down the challenge: Stop her artificial Storm...very terrible War...

I hope this clears things up, DC White House...